wah

P-QB4

EDIT since .world was down when i wrote this: you could at least swap QG/London

meh

I’ve gotten four and had to put a zip-tie around the neck before

Riot give me $160

Rxa8

Neither. Tarrasch, QGA or Chigorin so you can actually develop everything.

Also:

• Don’t import Coke from Mexico–the anchor bottler also has a stake in Heineken (soup)
• Don’t drink Dr. Pepper until Mondelez quits Russia or DPS

Bottom right

Swisscows and Yep come to mind

I bite my nails and I fucking hate using touchscreens and touchpads without some kind of stylus.

19…Nxg3

Not seeing why the Knook can’t retake on that square

18…Nxg3

18.Kf2 as suggested by @0v0

The h-pawn will be usable for this after the knight advances, and Black will still own e4. The f-pawn will just block it

16…Qg4

15…Oxg5

14…Og6