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  • We could keep the 0 hour as the “middle” of the night and 12 being the “middle” of the day (though I’m not sure if that’s really the sun’s high spot for the day for any places).

    But with fully controlled mirrors, we could make it exactly 12 hours, so we could just then switch to the 0 hour being when the sun comes up.


  • BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlWorst is UTC vs GMT
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    It’s pretty simple, actually. A village somewhere in Europe that is completely in the shade all day for part of the year has already proven it.

    Mirrors.

    We just need a ring of motorized mirrors around the Earth.

    At hour 0, the mirrors will rotate to show sun all across the entire Earth.

    At hour 12, the mirrors will rotate to put all of the Earth into night time.

    That lets the entire Earth have the exact same synchronized time synchronized with the daylight.

    The mirrors will block the sun from parts of the earth facing during the night.

    The mirrors will constantly be rotating to keep the proper amount of sun light facing each part of Earth as the Earth rotates.

    The mirrors will be solar powered.

    This will fix it, right?





  • You full well know we’re talking about the average guy in just your everyday average bathroom usage.

    We’re not talking about edge cases.

    There are some edge cases where you would never wash your hands - because you don’t have any, or wearing a pee bag (whatever they are called)…

    There are some edge cases where you should just pee in your clothes - when you’re floating in the middle of the ocean all alone…

    There are some edge cases where you always make someone else handle your business - when you’re in a coma…

    There are some edge cases where you should hold your pee - someone has an example…

    What other edge cases do you want to think up to prove absolutely nothing?