Firefighter is the best of these.
Someone called me “Grateful Dead Grampa” the other day, and that pretty much sums it up.
Firefighter is the best of these.
It was pretty sad.
Everything old is new again!
A piece of creative writing presented at the WEF and baldly stating the goal of agenda 2030.
STRAP ONE ON, IT’S TIME TO JAM!
Oh god.
Mine are:
Sell it yourself then.
Kinda off topic, but there are a lot of replies on mastodon.social that aren’t showing on lemmy.
Why? Isn’t federation supposed to consolidate these discussions?
Ginger Beer with lime is fantastic.
What’s that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!
Single thoughts are complete within themselves, right?
I’d put my favorite song in everyone’s head full blast.
Nah, man. If your views involve forcing the birth of a baby with spina-bifida or my wife carrying a dead fetus for three months or more, you can get fucked.
The middle class, during my lifetime, used to mean one income supported a family of four.
Now, even DINKs struggle.
Your username and server combo plus this comment.
I’m not looking at your account because there is no way you can live up to what just happened in my brain.
I love that someone explained unironically.
All your online interactions are with bots.
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
I might be late to the party, but what’s wrong with GOG?
No ads on Mastodon. They’ll write about it when they figure out how to monetize it.
Profitable companies should be required to dispense a minimum percentage of profits as wages.
At this point, we need someone to seize the reins long enough to save us. And then put them down.