Nestle: “Write that down, write that down!”

Kaze, I take it? Haven’t seen the video yet, your comment is my only context, but I guarantee it’s Kaze. Dude is a goddamn genius. He optimized SM64 to run at 60 FPS on actual hardware, and made it look better.

I love how it still looks chunky and low-poly. They could have made it super high res and fancy, but nah, they’re preserving the retro aesthetic.

I love that there’s a tiger there purely for intimidation tactics.

Oh, hell yes, that’s more like it! Thank you!

I looked up NewPipe on the Google Play Store. First, there’s, like, four different options that are suspiciously similar. I click the one with 4.4 stars (others had, like, 2), and it says it collects and shares location data with third parties, and this data can’t be deleted?

Yeah, I’m gonna have to say no to that.

“Thank you for being a loyal member! As a gift, we won’t fuck you over just yet.”

It’s a classic Turkish move for undercover police to offer membership into the Pen 15 Club, then arrest them when they accept.

Pokemon Crystal Clear! It’s a Crystal romhack that adds in a fuckton of QoL changes and customization. Currently up to 1248 soft-resets, waiting for a shiny Snorlax. Also had to defeat him 250 times to get a chain going that helps with the odds of getting a shiny.

EDIT: Got my shiny Snorlax! Named her Blueberry. c: Strength, Belly Drum, Amnesia, and Defense Curl while holding Leftovers is one hell of an effective moveset.

“Profitable” does not always mean “good”.

Ah, I see.

Unicorn?

Let me grab a shovel for you so you can dig yourself deeper.

Nature doesn’t do shit this funny.

Well, Spez did say he admired what Musk did with Twitter…

Password1’); DROP TABLE Passwords;–

Each fiscal quarter, companies want to make more and more profit. If they aren’t making more profit, they see it as a failure.

Eventually, a point is reached where you can’t raise the price of your product or service any more without people leaving. You’re draining your customers for everything they have, but you’re still just barely beating out last quarter’s profits.

So in desparation, you need to do whatever you can to see profits this quarter. Drop that feature, fire this team, and you’ve just barely beat last quarter. Phew.

But now we have this quarter to worry about, and we’ve burned a bit of goodwill with our consumers by removing that feature, and we’re short-staffed because we laid off all these people.

And the cycle repeats, trading in long term longevity for short-term profits.

From the very start, ever subreddit should have challenged Reddit and called their bluff. Go ahead, replace the mods for thousands of subreddits. If a few dozen are changed, that’s no problem. Whatever. But thousands? Good luck.

The whole protest seemed so half-hearted from the start. You don’t go on strike with a set end-date in mind. You go on strike indefinitely until demands are met or a satisfactory compromise is made.

The old Minecraft Wiki was so great. I was pissed when I heard they got bought by Fandom…

Ah, hm. Well, I don’t have a Pixel, soooo…shit, lmao.