Your hypothetical interpretation is as generous as you can reasonably be. Some people manage to sincerely believe “He had no idea” and it’s ridiculous.

How the fuck do you hear a man say that and sincerely think “He had no idea Epstein was a pedo”?

Hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars is a small price to pay to avoid putting even the slightest amount of pressure on Israel. Imagine how awkward that might be.

This gives off big “The Mummy” vibes. We sure this isn’t a mummy wearing a museum curator skin suit?

Turd shipment delayed due to need for more polishing.

Biden would just veto whatev-

Nah I couldn’t even finish the sentence.

“Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.”

-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.

A new Tony Hawk Underground game set in a fascist dystopia sounds pretty sick, tbh.

The main republican objection seems to be that it needs to include “border security”, ignoring that they nuked a border bill with everything they wanted in it a few months ago because Trump asked them to. When it comes time to put up or shut up, they refuse to put up and don’t have the decency to shut up. They must think their voters are incredibly stupid.

I suspect they did it so people wouldn’t be put off from buying something close to expiration.

In fairness to the people I worked for, they only put it on stuff with a short shelf life anyway, so it was all fairly close to expiring. Also, it was a convenience store. Most people ate it right away.

It might be the Julian date (I have no idea where the name comes from) which is just basically January 1st is 001, December 31st is 365, and the rest of the year is between. So this would be around December 15th.

We used it for food expirations on some things at the convenience store I used to work at.

Skynet won’t need terminators. Fascists are much cheaper.

I rather liked his administration before he became Genocide Joe.

In the past games since Dark Souls, the DLCs have consistently been some of the highest quality parts of the games. If they can do that for Elden Ring, that’s good cause for getting hyped.

You can be more helpful, though.

Go to a different website.

Can someone ELI5 how valve could possibly be sued by Nintendo? As far as I know, valve had nothing to do with the project.

Misleading title. No important EU official told Biden “Nobody takes him seriously”, some random guy on Twitter said it.

It was kind of a slow burn. Every time I heard a new argument against the existence of God, I’d repeat to myself, “Just because I can’t think of the answer doesn’t mean there isn’t one.” You can only say that so many times before it starts to feel like you’re being stubborn.

Probably the most compelling argument was, to me, the contradictory nature of an all-knowing God existing in the same reality as free will.

I decided I was an atheist (logically) a long time before I started to feel like an atheist (emotionally). What pushed me over the line there was when it was pointed out to me the sheer arrogance of looking out at the massive, incomprehensible scale of the universe and saying, “the creator of that really cares about me in particular.”

So now I say I’m an atheist, somewhere between gnostic and agnostic. I can’t rule out the existence of something that could be called God by someone’s definition, but I’m confident the abrahamic god, the one I grew up with, can’t exist.

It’s a very good setting for a show or mini series, but the way the IP’s current owners have handled it so far gives me pause. Hopefully the writers will be competent enough to not resort to the “radiation and mutations are basically magic” writing that’s been all too common with Bethesda.

En passant on a croissant