Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!

It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!

Please run for congress. Now.

The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:

1. The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
2. The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
3. Neptune’s trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
4. Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
5. The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer

If it’s on I-5 in the CA central valley, it’s doesn’t. It sits in the fast lane right next to its buddy blocking traffic for 50 miles. Then it can’t get it up when ol’ Tehachapi comes a callin.

800 amps is almost enough to run Roblox at 23 fps

Type B seen some shit, and it is probably Type-I’s fault. Regardless, I want whatever life strategy Type-K’s figured out.

"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”

They are referring to the meme about old German toilets having an ‘inspection shelf’ (Flachspüler)

Well I’m not this guy so I think I’ll be just fine

We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.

Netanyahu a tragic mishap, deadly strike on Rafah says

Well, as a real estate agent I staged a coop once but I still couldn’t sell it. It was a low quality flip though.

• The words ‘calculate’, ‘control’, and ‘manipulating’ appear above, but the words ‘people’ and ‘corrupt’ do not
• The fundamental problem of all systems of economy is that they are governed and corrupted by people
• The current ML cargo-culting provides little help here: it has been force-fed a diet of mental vomit. Any economic governance solution via ML would predictably be corrupted by humans and result in the same outcomes

The world would have benefited if the Chilean experiment had run to completion and provided knowledge. But of course, again, people. Perhaps we lack requisite variety in our Beer. After all, the market can remain irrational far longer than anyone can stay solvent -> alcohol is a solvent-> Beer is alcohol.