I upvote interesting things brought to my attention. It doesn’t necessarily mean I agree with them.
I have a master’s degrees, but I doubt that matters. My experience mirrors yours: five minutes (except for waiting times to get approved). I agree with your conclusion.
A friend of mine once made a bacon chocolate gelato and it was divine. 10/10 would recommend. And now that you brought it to my mind, I’m jonesing for it…