I am waiting for his fans go “BUT ITS ONLY THE PERSONAAAAAAA”.

Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

FUCKING FINALLY!

Like I mean, fuck!

Had to scroll way too long to find the right answer.

The publisher didn’t pay the developer and feels like it is the victim here. Classic.

Fantastic game.

Not buying it.

Still have the original.

Thanks and fuck off.

Reverse image search gives me a Spotless starling.

But if it is a new species I call dibs on naming it: Grumpy featherfluffle.

Because if you don’t go voluntarily, you will be assigned with the shittiest tasks that are purely there to break you until you leave. Like Konami did by letting you sit in an empty room to do absolutely nothing.

Nah. Not enough sex questions.

The factory must grow.

In no particular order:

• Elden Ring
• Mass Effect 2
• Dark Souls 3
• Bloodborne
• Factorio
• Terraria
• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
• Metroid Prime
• Alan Wake 2
• Outer Wilds

Honourable mentions:

• XCOM 2
• Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2
• Fallout 3
• Terranigma
• Resident Evil 2 (Remake)
• Dark Souls 1
• Beyond Good and Evil
• Half Life 2
• Halo 1-3
• Mass Effect 1 and 3
• TES 5: Skyrim
• Zone of the Enders 2: The second Runner
• Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 🎶
• Endless Legend

Pretty sure I can punch a penguin in its stupid face.

Can’t guarantee if I could survive the following fight, tho.

At what point was owning slaves a human right? It could be a legal right, yes. But I am eager to see which fucked up, inbred, mouth breathing country thought making owning a slave a human right would be a good idea.

So we are back at normal 😎

Aren’t they already defederated from everything and anything in the known universe?

I remember there, when the Russian Internet connection went down, and for like a day all those kinds of posts nearly evaporated.

Oh shit, I remember this one. For a short time Reddit became a loooooooooot friendlier. Not friendly but friendlier. You could have a nice conversation with someone opposing your views and it came to an actual trade of insights. I valued that a lot. No fucking derailment with stupid ass nonsense and childish jibes. (At least for the most part. Reddit is after all Reddit)

1000 IQ power move: Valve promotes a fake game with fake trailers and fake reviews.

Day of the release approaches.

People buy and fire it up.

Starting screen says “Half Life 3”.

Thousands die from a stroke.

Wrong. What leads to worse and worse candidates is the United States’ stupid ass voting system. That needs to be fixed.

A step into the right direction would be to not vote for the one party which massively profits from that.

Breaking with people who turn out completely insane.

Which actually might cover the entire human population. No, I mean the crazy Facebook uncle kind of insane. Life is so much more pleasant when you surround yourself with people who you love or at least tolerate.

phistication 😎