I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving.

Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”

Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller

But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?

Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad

Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry

Where’s the door?

Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.

After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.

Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”

And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”

The end.

And then it was funny again

That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie

So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!

Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…

Is this how one becomes nonbinary?

Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

Fucking Babe’s bottomless menu! And… Ummm… Texas Instruments? Oh! And day-drunk facelift moms who married secretly abusive men! Y’all need better therapists and support groups.

As for Indian food: Houston edges y’all out.

Being from San Antonio and watching the expansion, I’m afraid Drafthouse has made me agree with someone from Austin.

Your breakfast taco game is still weak, though. Just like our weak-ass barbecue.

Yes, Netscape really shot themselves in the foot with their premium browser and then shit in the wound with Communicator. All that Microsoft contributed was forcing people not to work with the septic poo-footed browser, but getting caught up in that kind of detail would have made people stop reading my comment. Gotta farm every sweet little upvote I can get so that my family will finally be proud of me when they print my karma in my obituary.

Oh yeah! I should do more drugs…

Should’ve invested in some teeth…

This’ll end up just like the Microsoft/Netscape Navigator antitrust suit where Microsoft got broken up and sued out of existence for trying to suffocate Netscape Navigator by denying it access to the Windows Operating System. Netscape, originally the underdog, super-won and turned into Mozilla which is now a multi-trillion dollar company that provides a shining beacon of consumer rights done right.

Oh wait, I just remembered: Netscape died and barely anything changed—only the public ever really loses. Billionaires paying thousands of dollars in fines to fight for their turn to shit on their customers.

The ye el las thems

Maybe the beer part is adding context that I’m missing, but MacOS is not free, as proven time and time again by them suing companies who tried using copies of install disks with license workarounds to create various Hackintoshes or iMacs modified into a tablet.