In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

Presumably this is in preparation for time travel.

A lot of YouTubers seem to have recently claimed that their landlords are anonymous corporations with no clear individual proclaimed as owner or responsible party.

I’m not alarmed. You’re alarmed.

Ah, I apologize. I definitely was not fully awake when I read your original comment.

I’ve played Helldivers 2 with no obstacles and no additional setup.

I’m sorry, as much as I’d love to, I don’t have an answer to this.

edit: corrected a word.

Your question isn’t dumb. You just haven’t been exposed to the environment. Please feel free to ask any question about this you have and, if I don’t answer, someone else probably will.

If you install the Linux version of Steam, it should allow you to download any game. There’s a checkbox in the Steam settings that says something like “run non compatible games through proton” (not what it says, but the general sentiment). Checking that and restarting Steam once is the extent of the setup required; after that, it’s essentially the same process as running a game in Windows (with the few exceptions mentioned by another commenter). Non Steam games should be able to be run by Lutris, PlayOnLinux or adding a non Steam game to Steam, but I mostly haven’t done that myself so I can’t vouch for it. Sincerely, for most games, it’s an easy process.

I’m no expert, but if you decide to pursue this and get stuck, please feel free to reach out to me and I’ll do my best to help. The link below seems like a good starting point: https://geekflare.com/install-steam-on-linux/

Yeah, anti-cheat and the Ubisoft launcher have been the only consistent obstacles. protondb.com is a fantastic resource, though.

I’m not a fan of LoL, so I can’t say from personal experience, but it looks like PlayOnLinux claims to support it. Hope you find your joy!

No judgement for your choices, but just so you know, it’s basically no work for the majority of games.

Well, of course dating apps want your date-a.

(I’m just kidding and sincerely hate this.)

There’s kind of a scary face in the middle of the washing machine in the thumbnail.

It’s impossible to be certain, but I think the comment might have been made in jest.

Anyone who values you less because of your appearance is not worth your consideration.

This does discount physical and medical consequences, which are absolutely worth noting, but whether others notice your missing tooth should not be an issue.

It makes sense and is understandable that you would feel sensitive about it, including wanting the tooth back, but its absence does not reflect upon you as a person and ideally you don’t feel bad about it.

This isn’t meant to dismiss trauma, but help with any insecurity. Personally, I’d rather hear what you have to say rather than whether you can chew adequately.

Hopefully you get your tooth back if its absence is causing you stress.

edit: I don’t mean to invalidate any of your feelings on the subject. I don’t have any visibly missing teeth, but my mother very prominently did. If anything I said above isn’t accurate, I certainly yield to you, but I hope that something above helps.

Plus it puts on a Santa hat around Christmas.

It is perfectly okay to say those things, as well as to threaten escalation, but it won’t make you any friends and probably will result in a hostile work environment … Which is fine, but should be anticipated if taking this approach.

I have no comment on the second half of this response.

I’ve dislocated my shoulder fourteen times; as a result, when I broke my ankle, I just thought it was dislocated as well. I twisted it back into place and tried to stand up on it … Twice … Before my neighbor heard me and gave me the sage advice to stop doing that.

Raising Skinny Elephants Is Utterly Boring … Or so I’ve heard.

I mean, possibly.

This is an interesting interpretation of “achievable.”